If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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