What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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