So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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