at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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