Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.