My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.