I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?