i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms