I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we made out on top of his cat.
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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