Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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