Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize