Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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