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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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