Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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