Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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