What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
This is not my ceiling
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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