I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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