I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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