saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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