Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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