Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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