I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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