you guys were way drunker than both of me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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