dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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