Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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