i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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