So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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