marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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