Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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