I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
