dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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