Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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