What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
