It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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