mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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