It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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