I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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