Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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