I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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