If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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