You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize
