I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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