Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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