absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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