She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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