I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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