I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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