Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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