the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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