The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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