im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Jerry, you need to find god
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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