New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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