it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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