This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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