how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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