We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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