I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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