the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.