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with your own penis?

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(248): with your own penis? http://tfl.nu/apjm

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We're facebook friends in real life

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(561): We're facebook friends in real life http://tfl.nu/e7wr

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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(703): There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it.... http://tfl.nu/mny7

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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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(443): I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network. http://tfl.nu/hbga

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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...

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(203): Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night... http://tfl.nu/4ooo

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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."

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Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.

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No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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(814): What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners." (423): Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A. (814): No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay. http://tfl.nu/o5wb

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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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(+27): My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos. http://tfl.nu/d1hj

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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(914): does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up? http://tfl.nu/cmpo

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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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(613): I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable. http://tfl.nu/pwwk

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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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(404): It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar? http://tfl.nu/lonp

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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.

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(407): Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless. http://tfl.nu/zvko

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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."

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(270): how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards." http://tfl.nu/tgkg

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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".

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(309): Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail". http://tfl.nu/i687

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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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(305): I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me. http://tfl.nu/8pa6

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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.

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(713): Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar. http://tfl.nu/aeu2

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