one might say we're banned from that church
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
