Can i not drive my cunt home
where does the pee come out of this thing
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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