yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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