There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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