awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
send nudes
from the living room?
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